DEPARTMENT M may or may not have ties to a number of celebrity personalities, all focused on delivering a singular powerful message to the Human race. Popular names may or may not include....
Dan Akroyd
Morgan Freeman
Nikola Tesla
John Lennon
Amelia Earhart
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CURIOUS?
Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Mark Twain
Whoopi Goldberg
Kevin Smith
Leonard Nimoy
Sam Kinison
Bill Nye
Angelina Jolie
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Natalie Portman
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Jeff Goldblum
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones
Bjork
Tom Waits / Christopher Walken
Matt Damon
Michio Kaku
Abe Lincoln
The Wachowskis
Katharine Hepburn
Most people are simply unaware of our presence and efforts, which is preferable. Small, effective organizations need not carry large numbers.
Instead, by actively promoting certain positive directives, your people work with us – by proxy. This has proven to be most effective, even in some extreme cases: World War I, World War II, the negation of “bird-flu” (which was actually something else), and the general minimizing of Olestra as a dietary supplement (also, not quite what it seems).
Note that we do not get involved in your elections. We do not need to. They are a farce.
Instead, our agents are placed in highly visible public productions – where they may best promote concepts which will aid Humanity and create a more sustainable, non-corrupt future.
This version of probability is best exemplified by the concepts which surround your Olympics. We find these games to contain many rare examples of the best in Terran media.
Because of this, our agents are never involved in these events. It is not in our mutual interests.
THERE ARE OF COURSE THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT US TO SPEAK.
Some agencies are diametrically opposed to better designs. Yours, and ours.
These agents agitate. They initiate the types of problems which negatively influence your populace.. some, quite effectively.
While we won’t say that these parties are necessarily evil in it’s most conventional state, we’d urge you to look further.
Who’s NOT with us:
Most of what goes on in this world is what you make of it. What you have made of it. What you make.
However, much of that is a reaction to Something Else.
In fact, it is an expression of your collective anxiety about Something Else.
DEPARTMENT M sees and understands this. It is the reason we communicate.
However, not all of the signals being broadcast to you are yours. Or.. ours.
You might want to be concerned about that.
- Department M.
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Angelina Jolie most dolphinsMost people are simply unaware of our presence and efforts, which is preferable. Small, effective organizations need not carry large numbers.
Instead, by actively promoting certain positive directives, your people work with us – by proxy. This has proven to be most effective, even in some extreme cases: World War I, World War II, the negation of “bird-flu” (which was actually something else), and the general minimizing of Olestra as a dietary supplement (also, not quite what it seems).
Note that we do not get involved in your elections. We do not need to. They are a farce.
Instead, our agents are placed in highly visible public productions – where they may best promote concepts which will aid Humanity and create a more sustainable, non-corrupt future.
This version of probability is best exemplified by the concepts which surround your Olympics. We find these games to contain many rare examples of the best in Terran media.
Because of this, our agents are never involved in these events. It is not in our mutual interests.
THERE ARE OF COURSE THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT US TO SPEAK.
Some agencies are diametrically opposed to better designs. Yours, and ours.
These agents agitate. They initiate the types of problems which negatively influence your populace.. some, quite effectively.
While we won’t say that these parties are necessarily evil in it’s most conventional state, we’d urge you to look further.
Who’s NOT with us:
- The Illuminati
- Monsanto
- Any politicians or lawyers. Any.
- The religious right
- People who prefer to destroy things
- Tom Cruise
- Tiger Woods
- Oprah – (we’re not certain)
- North Korea
- Bullies
- Cell Phone Companies, all
- Ted Nugent
- Most likely anyone whom you would categorize as a ‘hater’
- Rush Limbaugh
- Sting (although he seems like a really nice fellow)
- Most critics
- Bankers
- Litterbugs
- John Mayer
- Trolls
- Nazis
- The NSA (despite being some surprisingly pleasant people)
- Bill O’Reilly
- Sharks
- Revisionists
- Frankly, any party which does not have your best interest in mind.
Most of what goes on in this world is what you make of it. What you have made of it. What you make.
However, much of that is a reaction to Something Else.
In fact, it is an expression of your collective anxiety about Something Else.
DEPARTMENT M sees and understands this. It is the reason we communicate.
However, not all of the signals being broadcast to you are yours. Or.. ours.
You might want to be concerned about that.
- Department M.
RECLASSIFIED: IG-88
DESIGNATION: GABRIEL'S TRUMPET ASSOC. DOCUMENT: 00-7814
SERIAL: 454.0545.00970.005445.004 DISPLAY
RELEASED UNDER JURISDICTION OF ,
BY ORDER OF D.M.NAGY
DIRECTOR
VERIFIED: AUTHORIZATION ORDER: 7125478.1687-12400101
[[ PLEASE BE SURE TO REVIEW: THE MISSION ]]
